Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton." God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Ranil W. visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see Sri Lanka becoming a prosperous and happy state." Hearing this, God starts crying. Ranil W. is astounded and asks: "God why are you crying?" God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us!!!
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:26 am
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