An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in
England .
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words: green , pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun,
see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper in the afternoon and in the evening I
watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
" green green", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow "