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Number of posts : 196 Age : 37 Location : malaysia Job/Studies : student and work Language : English,Tamil,Malay Registration date : 2007-12-03
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| Subject: Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:24 pm | |
| 10. If it's wet make it dry.
9. If it's dry make it wet.
8. Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime.
7. Never tell management what you are really thinking.
6. Never finish report with, "You have an easy assignment".
5. Never say. "This looks like a easy assignment".
4. Don't expect nurses aids to do their job.
3. Don't expect doctors to believe any thing you tell them.
2. If you don't have enough time to do everything, take about 30 minutes to complain about it.
1. If it moves, rattles, shakes, falls down, or won't stay in place: tape it. | |
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the_moga T'$pace Mod
Number of posts : 196 Age : 37 Location : malaysia Job/Studies : student and work Language : English,Tamil,Malay Registration date : 2007-12-03
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| Subject: To become a nurse .......... Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:31 pm | |
| Top ten reasons to become a nurse
1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good. 2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms. 3) Needles: "Tis better to give than receive" 4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually. 5) Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases. 6) Interesting aromas. 7) Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting. 8) Do enough charting to navigate around the world. 9) Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work. 10) Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them. | |
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