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the_moga
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the_moga


Male
Number of posts : 196
Age : 37
Location : malaysia
Job/Studies : student and work
Language : English,Tamil,Malay
Registration date : 2007-12-03

Character sheet
Gold: 20
Nick name:

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PostSubject: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING   BEER TROUBLESHOOTING Icon_minitimeFri Dec 07, 2007 6:29 pm

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room
you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
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Thee$ha
T'$pace Senior Member
T'$pace Senior Member
Thee$ha


Female
Number of posts : 1203
Age : 33
Location : Canada
Job/Studies : High School
Language : Tamil & English
Registration date : 2007-12-17

Character sheet
Gold: 90
Nick name: AP

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PostSubject: Re: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING   BEER TROUBLESHOOTING Icon_minitimeFri Feb 22, 2008 4:15 am

mm actions are fun lol3
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Ashwiny
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Ashwiny


Female
Number of posts : 678
Age : 38
Location : Not in ur heartzzz
Job/Studies : Lollufying :D
Language : Asku busku
Registration date : 2007-11-22

Character sheet
Gold: 50
Nick name:

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PostSubject: Re: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING   BEER TROUBLESHOOTING Icon_minitimeFri Feb 22, 2008 10:36 am

hahahhaahhahaha hahaha
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