Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

puthusu puthusa kandu pudikurankapa, ithu elam epdi than think panurankalo therila, but women pathi enda matum than ivankada brain use akum pola theriuthu..

Funny one! GOOD JOB MOGA THAMBI! most dem seem to b cliché. btu all women r not lik dis. ivai eludura elam cliché. sapppa edavathu unmay eluda parunkopa!

sis.........neenga sirikirathaipaarthaa..so truepolai irukkai

bro akka sirikuratha parthal unmaiya than irukum endu nan ninaikuran bro

sapppaaaaa oru smiley a vatchu tapa ilai podadainko. nan soluren, idu wrong info. women r not lik dis, women a patri unkaluku enadan teryium endu pesurinka? any experience lik it s described ? ( u said or lived)

oru woman pathi inum oru woman ku than therium..so baskar n thuli unkaluku epdi therium..

oru women patthi oru womenuku than therijum endu yaru sonathu theesha?

Bro.....ivangalukku oru womenai patti puriyavai puriyaa........just pechukkumaddum solluraanga

adepdi soluvinka panithuli???? unkaluku kaaka pesura vilankuma??? singam pesura mozhi? mmm ade madiri tan women can understand women, coz we face da sam probs

kaakakam kathianaa ean kathuthandu theriyumaa.....ondu athukku pasikkuthu illai........yaaro veedukku varaporaanga......or ethu thappu nadakkapothandu puriyum ..aana women appadi illai

aha kaaka va purinchu kondutinak endu ninaikurinkala??? sapppaaaaaaa idelam human bein, aduvum tamil fellow invent pannina story. idai poi solurinkalae, unkaluku vetkama ilaya???

ena sis.......oru thamila ippadi sollureenga......

english kaaran kandupidikkathaatha evalavo seyalkalai thamilarkalthaan muthalai seythirukkriaanga........for example ..the number system;)

adealm worthwhile a? useless stuff tan tamilan ala kandu pidika mudiyudu

stream la saiya pudu n idiyapam ellam thidu irukurai thana? so tamilan kandu pidichathu waste akala thana n one more point tamil ithavathu kandupidichu irukuran thana atha appreciate panuratha viddu ippodi kuraiya sona entha tamilan than ethavathu puthusa kandu pidikanum endu muyarchi saivan ah? tamilana tamilana kura sonna eppodi tamilan muneralam?