Tamil Thathuva Jokes

Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!
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Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..
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viyarvai Thuligal, uppaaga Irukkalaam;;;;;;Aanaal, Avaithanvaaazhkkaiyai Inippaaga Maattrum.
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Kangalai vida kanneerukku Adhaga mathipundu....! Kangal UlaKaitthai kaattum Aanal kaneer Ullathai Kattum.
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Kathal enbuthu nvaanavill poa oru murai vandhuvandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola ......
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Nee Nesikkum Palar.... Unnai Marakka Ninaithalum Unai Nesikkum Silarai... Nee Ninaikka marakadya
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En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal.
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Unnai yaralum thorkadika mudiyathu, Unn Nambikaiyil thorkum varai.
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Feeling Tense? Think me, Feeling sad? call me, Feeling lonely? See me, Feeling Sleeply? Dream of me My name is SELF CONFIDANCE.
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Ninaithadhu yellam Nadandhu Vittaal? Life is waste. Ninaikkadadhu Nadandhal? Life is Taste. so, life is secret.
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manasuku pidichavanga munadi Aluvadhum kastam. Manasuku pidikadhavanga munadi sirikiradhum kastam.
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Girls oru single paper maathiri..but life enbadhu dictionary maathiri.... single paper ku wait panni dictionarya miss pannathinga...
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"Natpu" enbathu karumbalagai alla alithu alithu eluthuvatharku.. athu " kalvettu" oru murai eluthinal alikka mudiyathu. that is friendship.
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Aasai paduvathai marandu vidu... Aanal aasai pattathai maranthu vidathe....
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Tholvi unnai thurathukirathu endral....vetri-i nee nerungugirai endru artham.
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silence is the best way to avoid may problems.... Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems... So have a silent smile always.
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Natpu enbadhu idhayam-pola namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum...
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Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam... Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum....
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"Vetri enbathu naam petrukolvathu" " Tholvi enbathu naam kaatrukolvathu" muthalil katrukollungal piragu petrukollungal"
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School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life: Kalyanam varai, "But" Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai.......
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Vetri per vendum endru ninaithu poradathey......Tholvi adaya koodathu endru poradu, Ulagam un kaiyil...
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Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai..... kovappattu jaithaanum illai.....so love others... smile always.....Don't hurt others heart.
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Kannil Kanda pennai nesippathai vida, Unai karuvil donda thayai nesi. Unnaium oru pen neasippal.
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Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval " thaniyaga" .
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"Unnai thiyagam seivathanaal mattumay pirarin idhayangalai Nee Vella mudiyum"
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Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu, " Thannaal" Irapavargalai vida " Pennaal" irapavargale Athigam endru.....!!!!
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Vittu Kodungal, viruppangal Niraiverum.. Thatti kodungal, Thavarugal kuraiyum...sms kokungal...santhosam perugum....!!!
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My dear friend Un peyaraikuda, naan eudhuvadillai, "penamul" unnai kuthidimo endru...! dai...no...no.. Ala koodathu....control Ur-self....
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Luck means who get the opportunity; Brilliace means who creat the opportunity
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Think all you speak, but never speak all you think
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There is no Oil if Olives are not squeezed... No Wine, if Grapes are not pressed.... No Perfume, if flowers are not crushed... If yhou feel any pressure... Don't worry... be assured it will bring out the best in YOU
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The tree does not withdraw its shade from the Woodcutter, so don't hate your enemies
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Life is like cotton, don't make it heavier by sinking it in water of sorrow
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Puvil vasanai erukkum. Natpil unmai erukkum. Kathalil nejam erukkum. Valvil enimai erukkum. But ungal mobile fulla en sweet sms eppothum erukkum.
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Little keys can open big locks. Simple words can express great thoughts. My tiny SMS can make your day Great!
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Paasamulla nenjangal palicaanga nenaipathillai...Nesamulla nenjangal nesikka marappathilai... Priyamullanenjangal pirivai thaanguvathilai..
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Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai Parkum pothu....
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Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu....
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Mashayil Nanaya unaku Aaasai thaan, Irundhum naan kudai Pidipen. yaen endraal? Un Thalayil ulla kaliman karayamal irukka.
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Kavidhai Enbadhu Pesum oviyam... Unnai pola...! Pesadha kavidhai...! Nam Natpai Pola...
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Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam, antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
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Amaithiyana Iravu Amsamana Nilavu Arparikkum Natchathirangal Asaravaikkum fan kattril asanthu thongum aruyir Friendukku en Adakkamana Iravu Vanakkam...
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Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai. Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai....
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Maalaiel maranam enru derindum koda kaalaiel kaneer vadipadilai pookal. So enjoy the every moment of time..
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silence is the best way to avoid may problems.... Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems... So have a silent smile always.
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Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms.
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God: Baktha, enna varam Vendum kel.
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"Every morning get up and look through the FORBES list of richest people in the world.. If your name is not present... then PLEASE GO TO WORK immediately"
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The duck looks so calm on the water but underneath there is restless peddling!
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Plus symbel is made up of two minus symbels in different angles
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Marakka maranthaalum, ninaikka marakkaaathE
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Than-neeraik kooda challadaiyil aLLalaam, athai panikkatti yaakkum thiRan unnitamirunthaal
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Every action has a cost involved, Every SMS of mine has a motivation involved


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Bus Stop la irunthu Bus varum aana Full Stop la irunthu Full varuma?

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Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineer software
aaga mudiyumaaa????