Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this
beautiful leather coat.It's only £1,000. Is it OK if
I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really
liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house
I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can
go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good
price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room
are staring at him in astonishment, mouths
agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"
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Subject: Perfect Husband 
Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:23 pm
sema lol pa hehe 
