Funny but Thoughtful quotes!!!

1.God is real, unless declared integer.

2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

3. Death is hereditary.

4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

11. Well done is better than well said.

12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

14. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

15. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.

16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Live life today!!!

lol nice baskar

Theesha wrote:

ayo pannithulli! athu vanthu correct ana side not left or right!!

athu enakku theriyumungo


truth side endu solvaanga

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"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."



"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."



"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."



"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?Turn out the lights! "



"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."



"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."



"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."



"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."



"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."



"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Quote :

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

I like this, which is actually a true one

!!~Panithuli~!! wrote:

nice one

aanaa one santhegam..........

Quote :

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

unka right sidaa illai ennodai right sidaa???

panithuli, dat probably means , both r wrong aren t dey?

may be irukalam akka