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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: "After Marriage" Jokes Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. o If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day o Why do Bride & Groom exchange GARLAND during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead! o Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman o There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. o Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:31 pm | |
| If marriage is made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
January to december sunday to saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed....... u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
I wrote ur name on the sand ............. it got washed away, I wrote ur name on air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart............. i got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur innocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best
True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend £.50/- Buy a pillow | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:32 am | |
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Ashwiny T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 678 Age : 38 Location : Not in ur heartzzz Job/Studies : Lollufying :D Language : Asku busku Registration date : 2007-11-22
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| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| - Quote :
- I wrote ur name on the sand .............
it got washed away, I wrote ur name on air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart............. i got a HEART ATTACK
dis s ma fav one! @ baskar y r u crying? anything wrong? | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:10 pm | |
| akka y sud i cry? | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:24 pm | |
| ada pavi, ukanthu aluthitu ipa ondume nadakatha mathiri act panurai!! athu sari y did u cry? | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 am | |
| illadi theesha ni enna kedudai enna apodi verppu endu athu than aluthan | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:58 am | |
| athuku ni ala kudathu, answer panni irukanum!!!ok ni now answer panu? | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 pm | |
| verppu ondum illa ni elluthinatha morning ellupina undan padichana enna koduma ithu ipodi morning kelvi start akiduthu endu aluthan thts all nothink else | |
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Lady-M T'$pace Super Member
Number of posts : 93 Age : 33 Location : Swiss Job/Studies : Student Language : Tamil, German and English Registration date : 2007-11-22
Character sheet Gold: 5 Nick name: MTRS-Ladies
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| baskar bro.... epadi ungelala mudiyuthu... ipadi jokes vidhuringa... gud gud... | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:17 pm | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:07 am | |
| adiey nan prukinatha ni pathiya ? | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:57 pm | |
| theesha sollava illa athu eppodi gun vaich suttu joke eduka mudijum? en ni appodi than saijuraniyo? | |
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Lady-M T'$pace Super Member
Number of posts : 93 Age : 33 Location : Swiss Job/Studies : Student Language : Tamil, German and English Registration date : 2007-11-22
Character sheet Gold: 5 Nick name: MTRS-Ladies
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:56 pm | |
| @ theesha... hahaha.... nan ma bro jokes vasipan... avanuku time spend pani vasipan... Joke thane maa.. so athula enna irukku... ma bro´s joke epavum nalla than irukkum.... huhu... support panurana..?? hahaha irukkum irukkum... venam theesha ma bro-va thidatha...!! | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:34 pm | |
| appodi solludi sis | |
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Lady-M T'$pace Super Member
Number of posts : 93 Age : 33 Location : Swiss Job/Studies : Student Language : Tamil, German and English Registration date : 2007-11-22
Character sheet Gold: 5 Nick name: MTRS-Ladies
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
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Lady-M T'$pace Super Member
Number of posts : 93 Age : 33 Location : Swiss Job/Studies : Student Language : Tamil, German and English Registration date : 2007-11-22
Character sheet Gold: 5 Nick name: MTRS-Ladies
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:44 am | |
| @ theesha... LOL... pinna... nameluku apo apo sound varum pohum... athu ellam nee kandhukaatha... evano oruthan oru heroin theduranam... so koncham nadichu paathan... sari vaarutha endhu :P nee ellam ithu ellam kandukaatha.... endhalum nee endha annavae nakkel adika kudathu... pavam ello... noku pavam paakura irukkam irukku ellloo...??? achai pullai ello... | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
Character sheet Gold: 90 Nick name: AP
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Lady-M T'$pace Super Member
Number of posts : 93 Age : 33 Location : Swiss Job/Studies : Student Language : Tamil, German and English Registration date : 2007-11-22
Character sheet Gold: 5 Nick name: MTRS-Ladies
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:48 pm | |
| @theesha... ahha... enna manasu ungeluku.... ungeluku irukkira manasu yarukum irukka.... kadasila adi vaangama irunthal okk | |
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Baskar T'$pace Admin
Number of posts : 1306 Age : 37 Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world) Job/Studies : STUDENT Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-09
Character sheet Gold: 10 BILLION Nick name: FBEB
| Subject: Re: "After Marriage" Jokes Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:58 pm | |
| enna periya manasu theesha uku | |
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Thee$ha T'$pace Senior Member
Number of posts : 1203 Age : 33 Location : Canada Job/Studies : High School Language : Tamil & English Registration date : 2007-12-17
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