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PostSubject: Gujju Jokes   Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:38 am

Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?

Because his name was Ben Kingsley.

Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Ben.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?

Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)

What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass

Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? Because he said Sue kare chhe.

Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten? The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.

What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is trailing in a vegetable race?

Come on, Tomato, Ketch up

What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? His son failed in statistics.

What did the Gujju mean when he said. Maro dikro Dubai gayo? My son drowned.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us!!!
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