9 True Comments On Ppl Using The Net

9 TRUE COMMENTS ON PEOPLE USING THE NET
(posting pictures, sending emails, using Hi5/Bebo/Facebook etc..)



one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy ***************"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends on things
lyk Bebo, hi5 and facebook,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

five.
Posting 20 emails a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Post the email once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face in
8 different ways.

seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

eight.
Little 6th graders who have their picture up on the net
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

nine
And if you read this and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

i received dis in mail years ago. was quite true. when i think to all mails deir forward, was really annoyed wit it. hotmail is not gona close, dat s just som gek who wrote such mail. and if someone had disapeared, it s not via internet dat deir r gona find him/her. and if u do da stupid things dey ask u to do, in order dat ur lov success, it wont work out lik dis. so dun spam oders wit dis shit. coz da only thing u do wit it, is giving ur frends adress to others.