Dumb Court Questions

Subject: Dumb Court Questions Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:46 pm

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That’s me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I’ll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

So, you were gone until you returned?

You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, “Your Honor, I’d like to strike the next question.”

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary’s Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!

Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning?

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:33 pm

aha wana hit da oen who s asking Q wit a hammer. what idiot is he?

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:35 am

enna kodumai sir ithu????
ya akka antha aala hammer ala adikkanum hihi

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:23 am

Ada panada parathesi ivan enna ippodi kelvi kedu kollurana antha pana madum ennoda kaila kidaikanum avana naane hammerala adichu konduvan hahaha

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:50 am

sometimes ninka 3 perum kekara Q vida, these are 100 times better hihi

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:47 pm

ni matum ketkura kelvi better o??? adiyai adankudi, amuki vasi, ilati petchu mootchu ilama paniduvom!

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:17 am

@Ashwiny: ok enga enga pechu muchu ilama panunka paka mmmm enna seirathu...sila perukku unmaya sonna pudikathu!!!

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:43 pm

adukena, ipovae ticket poduren, unai mela anupa hihi

oho ninka unmay pesurinkalo, adu epola irundunko??

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:41 pm

@Ashwiny: muthal ninka ticket potutu vanga, piraku papom yaroda muchu nikuthu enru....nanga romba kalama unmaye than pesuromungo...ana ungala pathathila irunthu ungala mathiye koncham koncham poii kuda varuthungo..

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:21 am

aha water is invisible, it only eflect ur real image. ade madiri tan nankalum, unmaya veliya vara vaipom Razz

Theesha wrote:: koncham koncham poii kuda varuthungo..

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:24 pm

@Ashwiny: ama ithu periya sithambara ragasiyam, ivanga research pani kondu vanthutanga ... unkala mathi nama elathukum poii sola matom..thevai varum pothu thanungo pesuvom..

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:22 am

adiey theesha unna vida nanga mundu perum question keka madam ni than itha vida mosama kelvi kepai hihi

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:20 am

nan unkite vanthu ethachum ketena Baskar? thevai ilama ethuku thulirai? ni kekura elathaum vida ithu elam better....

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:20 am

anna seiriyaka sonnai Very Happy

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:43 pm

adiey theesha nan thuluratha ni parthiya or nan ippo sonana unkida thulikondu irukuran endu n now coming to da matter adiey ni kekura kelvi intha kelviya vido 1000 time mosama irukum hihi

Subject: Re: Dumb Court Questions Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:50 pm

nan unaya kupitu kelvi ketana? enavo ni arivu porvama kekura mathi sound vidathe..

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