Interview taken by Solomon Pappaya...

Solomon Pappaya: Ulaga nayagan...le....kamal hassan kitta le...pazhaga poran le...

Kamal Hassan: Neenga enna rajini'a vittu enna vanthu kalaikkalam nnu irukkingala...ahnnnn...ingalam mokka potta thittuvangu....ahnnn, abirami, abirami....

Solomon Pappaya: Ulaga nayagana irunthalaiyum, antha ullur bashai ivaru kitta irundhu innum pola leeeee....aduthathu yaaru pazhaga vararthu?

Rajini: Koodave poranthathu ennaikkum vittu pogaathu....

Solomon Pappaya: Namma already pazhagiyaachu, le....vera yaaraivathu kupidinga, le....

Dhanush: En mamanaru'kku bathil naan inga interview'laiyum varen...cinema'laiyum varen...aana, enna...ellame flop aiduthu...athukku thaan en divya va...kuptten...aana, ava vara mattannu sollitta....

Solomon Pappaya: Ennaiya sollringa...interview nnu suntv'la edukka sonnangu...etho pozhachi pottum'nnu vanthen...aana, ippadi kazhutharukkarangile..ya...ennaiya pannrathu...seri, aduthathu yaaru ya???

Model actress: Actually, you know like the thing happens does always happen....you know like I...
(SOLOMON PAPPAYA IS TOO TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE AND WENT AWAY!!!)

Raghuvaran: Ei...Nee onnum solla venaam, ennaaa paakaravangalukku onnume puriyala...ippadey pessittu irundha, apparam oru periya kundu...un mella thookki veesuduven...

Prakash Raj: Raghuvaran, nee unmaiyaana villainnu othukuren...comedy villan illannu othukkuren...aana, antha bomb matter pathi mattum sonna na...nee en chellam da...I will love you daa....

Vijay: Naa...neenga remba overu'na...ungalukku athalam othhhu varathu naa....neenga comedy pannathaan unga fans ethukkurangu...ippadi ellam izhukaathinga...apparam, oru naathariyum irukka maatan'naa..

Bharathiraja: I like that...I like it very much...nee appadey ullla...manasu'larunthu anna nnu mariyaathaiya kupidra...I like it..athe nerathila, naathari nnu atha vida mariyaathaiya kupidra...adutha padathula, unna thaan hero va poda poren...
(I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME...BUT I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND)...Akka, naadu ippo remba kettu pochu ka...naathari naa...mariyaathaiyam'ka....athukkaga padathula'vera podurangalam ka...

Vivek: Adapaavingala, avan enna na...anna nnu sollran...nee enna naa...akka nnu sollra...namma intha maathiri matter'la erangi thaan pala samuthaiya prechana vanthurukku....namma sinehidhane ke flashback'la poiduvom...escapeeeeeeeee...!!!

Vikram: Oru chaami, rendu chaami, munnu chaami, naalu chaami, anju chaami...aarusaaamy...naan police illa, porikki...

Sundar.C: Ippo thaan veerappu mudichittu...porikki kku poren...ungala apparam gavinchikkuren...

Sandhya: Welcome back to asatha povathu yaaaaaru...ivalavu neram neenga advertisement paathuttu irundhinga.......thirumbhi, inga vanthu jollya enjoy pannunga...so, namma nigazhchi'la aduthatha vanthu asatha pora asathal mannan'a paakarathukkku munnadi oru chinna commercial break......ithu asatha povathu...yaaaaaru...!!!!