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| Subject: Tamil Jokes from Magazines Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:54 pm | |
| Patient 1 : Why is the doctor counting 10 when there are only 5 patients ?
Patient 2 : He is counting the kidneys to be stolen.
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Doctor : You should never hide anything from your doctor. Tell me. Is there any other problem that you've not told me ?
Patient (after some hesitation), It is you who are hiding the beautiful nurse from me by standing between us.
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Doctor : Don't worry. Your mother-in-law will get up very soon.
Daughter-in-law : This is what worries me doctor.
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Patient : This is my first operation. I'm terribly scared, doctor.
Doctor : Coward. This is even my first operation. Look. Am I scared ?
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A : I heard that a theft took place in your house. How ?
B : The robber stuffed the halwa my wife made for Diwali in our mouths, broke open the locks with the mysorepak (peta) that my wife had made & took away everything.
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Neighbour 1 : Why are you strolling on the road when your wife sings ?
Neighbour 2 : I don't want people to think that she is making all those noises because I am torturing her. I want to prove my innocence.
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Rasika 1 : Why do they call this musician ? As soon as he starts singing, people get bored & rush to the canteen. Rasika 2 : Arre, don't you know ? His concert itself is sponsored by the canteenwallas.
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Daughter in law 1 : Heard that your Mother in law got bitten by a snake. What happened ? Daughter in law 2 : tch! tch! What to happen! The snake died of poison
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A : Heard that your wife goes horse riding. How many kilos has she reduced ? B : 20 Kilos. A : Wow ! Congrats. B : The horse lost 20 kilos.
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Patient : Doctor, wat does my medical report say ??? Doc : Your kidney failed ! Patient : I dint send my kidney for any exams....then how did it fail???
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Patient - Doctor, am unable to see things at a long distance. Doctor bring him out of his clinic and asks - Doctor : Can u see the moon there ??? Patient : Yes. Doctor : Beyond this distance what u want to see ???
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Guy : U look like my second wife ! Gal : How many wives do you have? Guy : One !
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Patient: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Patient: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. | |
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