You know u r an Asian when.......
When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You have a 'Singer or Brother' sewing machine at home.
You call an older person you've never met before uncle
You hide everything from your parents
Your relatives alone could populate a small city
Everyone is a family friend.
You study law, medicine or engineering at university.
You were thick so you studied computer science or busines instead.
You know no one who has studied music.&
You went to a university as far away from home as possible and you still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
You eat onions with everything
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup
You always say "on the light" instead of "turn the light on".
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family
You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go
When you were little you always wondered why your English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning
Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
When the car allows 7 people yet u seem to fit 20 in there..!!
Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/ engineer.