Mixed jokes

smile: It iincreases ur face value. Love : It increasses ur heart value. Pleasure: It increases ur mind value. Friendship: it increases ur life value.
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Coffee-la podatha sugarum, "enna" paakatha figurum nalla irundhatha sarithiramey illa...
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Life's so short. so bread d rules, Forgive quickly, Believe slowly, Love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile....
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s_nrise ,Nat_re, B_tterfly, Pict_ure, B_sstand, M_sic all are waiting for "U"?
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LOLLU-2007: Enna than ladies padippl 1stta irunthalum avanga use panra Pen "Hero Pen than" Heroin Pen illai"
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Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain, and get ready for success.......
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Sugam, varumbthu adhai ne matum thazhuvikkol... Sogam vandhal matum solli anuppu...un sumaiyai thaanga tholkodudiren... My dear friend.
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A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles: than any other thing, Because..Life is 10% How U make it: And 90% is How U Take it.......
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Gold rate naluku naal increase aagikite iruku kavanamaa irunga yaravathu unga manasa thirudikkitu poira poranga yenna unga manasu " sokka Thangam".....
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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U.. But to help u realise your hidde potential. Let difficulties know that you are difficul T!!
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Sumara Love Panninal 35 mark! Supera Love Panninal 80 Mark! Sinera love panninal Tasmark!!!
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LOVE? L- last period of life. O- opening of sorrow. V-vacancy of death. E-emergency call from yamraj. so never fall in love.....!!!!
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Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms.
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Do U know the ful form of "mummy" m-ma. U-u live. M-many. m-more y-years.
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Adam & eval started it Romeo & Juliey introduced it Devdas & Paru suffered alot 4 it Laila & majnu died 4 it so, my dears Beware of it!! Feb 14 is ahead.
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Art of friendship is like a musical instrument. 1st you must learn to play by rules and then forget the rules and play by heart.
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D very hest medicine dat nature has given 2 d human 2 refresh d body nd mind is SLEEP... so take d is medicine regularly at d right time.
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3 GOLDEN RULES: ; "Who helping U" don't forget them. "Who loving U" don't hate them.... "Who hoping U don't cheat them".
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Pasi suvai ariyathu thooka ariyathu kamaim vedkaim aryathu by your sweety.
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31 states - 1618 languages, 6400 castes, 6 Religion, 6 ethnic grous, 29 Major festivals, 1 country! Be Proud to be an INDIAN .........
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Input seed Output Fruit, Input Love Output Pain, Input Hardwork Output Success, Input ATM Card, Output Friendship Output "You........
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"nEw" day, "nEw" aim, "nEw" hope, 'nEw" plan, "nEw" effort, "nEw" success, "new" feeling, Have a successful day....
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Every girl wants one guy 2 meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls 2 meet his one need.
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What difference Between: 1. "girlfriend. 2. Lover. 3. Wife. 4. Stephaney. ......................................................simple. prepaid. 2. postpaid. 3. Lifetime. 4. Coin Box....
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Hard work is like steps.. Luck is like a lift.. Lift may fail sometimes... but, steps will always get you to the top.
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Luck is not in your hands. But, work is your hands.. Your work can make luck. But, Luck can't make your work....
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May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas

Jokes?
STD kku opposite enna?
No cofee da.

Eli eppa yannaiyahum?
Pant potta.

Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
"Pal"lu than.

In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Because they are lion's club memebers.

Husband:: Dont go to kitchen with red saree a guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .He may mistook and replace you with the Cylinder.
wife : (Looking angrily)!!!.

Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?
Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".

Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.

Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen
yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka

neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru
nan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.

Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
A B CD E.

( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )

Oru girl veettukku late aa vara. odane antha ponnu appa "yen lattu" appadinraru. amma "why are you late?" annan "thum late kya karum(hindi )" akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)" what can you infer from this.
Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. ( girls dont kochchify pazhamozhi is like that what can i do)

Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....
without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated

High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Rubber vachchu.

This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha muthal padam ethu.?
Kalththur Kannamma.

Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Onion Union

Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vapparu.
Singa sangam.

A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand "eppadimma Keerai".
she said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name irukkum?
kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.

A First standard boy is sitting in the examination hall to write his first Exam with Question Paper. Suddenly he took off his cloths and began to write only with his underwear. The teacher puzzled of what he is doing and asked why he is doing like that? . The boy showed the Question Paper "Explain in brief".
Spice girls ta adutha May onnam thethi indiala vandu padungannu sonna pada mattanga yen?
yenna avangalukku Tamil Theriyathu?

Short stories
Thilak and Viji were my fictional characters and they were married recently.
Thee petti
Thilak Viji Supermarket poranga. Thilak Vijikku ennenna venumo vangi kudukkaran. Pathtiram pandam, makeup set, Perfume ippidi pala porulgal. Ana food vangum pothu thilak vida mattikiran. she is wondering why?. then samakka matchbox vangara viji. thilak vida mattikiran. vijikku payangara kobam." En ippidi itha mattum Vaanga vida mattikireenga?" nnu kekkara. Thilak oru nimisham appidiye vijiyoda kanna pakkuran then.

Aaharam illamal naan vaazha Koodum anbe un perai sinthiththal
Thee Kuchi illamal Thee moota koodum Kanne nam kangal Santhithal.
Enai kanavillaye netrodu engum thediparkiren katrodu
Uyir Oodiponatho unnodu Anbeeeeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeee.


Ennathan pesuveenga.
Thilak was in his friend Vijay's house. And after a long discussion the topic is changed to marriage. And Vijay asked " Appidi ennada pesuveenga. Konja naal kalichchu pesa onnume illama bore adikkathu"?. Then Thilak sang

En kadhal naal solla aval ayul pothathu
Aval ullam naan kaana en aayul pothathhu..
En ullam en nenjam ellame aval thane...N
Nahila nahila nahilaa.................... oooooooooooo
Vilahidaathe nahilaa.....................
Kadhal Saduhudu hudu........
Kannil thodu thodu..............


Kadhal Rasam
Let us enter into the world of Illakkiyam specifically for "Kadal Rasam" I dont remember the exact poems but i do remember the scenarios .

Virundhu
First let us delve into kural's third part. 1.Kadalan is in the relatives house. they are giving lot of virundhu . all hot food but to the relatives surprise he is eating everything when it gets cold. Puzzled and surprised ? Relatives asked Why? "Because my darling is in my "nenju avalukku sudum".

Ninaikka matten
Kadali: Neenga ennai nenappingala?

Kadalan: Illai matten. Kadali:( Visumbal and Alugai.)

Kadalan: Maranthal thane "thirumba nenaika mudiyum".