Funny Riddle

1.Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?

2.A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

3.An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?

4.A woman gave birth to two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but were not twins. How is this possible?

5.A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to swerve?

6.A man was born in 1964 and died in 1984 at the age of 25. How is this possible?

7.What two words have the most letters in it?

8.How long is the answer to this question?

9.How many birthdays does the average man have?

10.An archeologist claims he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you believe him?

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de ones i knw...

1. it was not raining...
2.
3. electric train dun have smoke
4. mayb she got triplets n one is a girl
5. it was daytime
6.
7.
8.
9. one
10. i think in 46 bc there was no gold yet..

1.The sun is shining; there's no rain.
2.Short
3.Electric train dun have smoke
4. They were two of triplets.
5. It's daytime; the sun is out
6. He's born in room number 1964 of a hospital and dies in room number 1984.
7. Post Office
8. Ten letters,Nineteen letters long,Twenty five letters in length,Two words,Three words long,Four words in length,Four syllables,Five syllables long,Six syllables in length,The answer is one sentence long
9. one
10. I don't. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.

hahaha i hope is ryt