°ï¡-¡ï° T@mil Ðelta Ñetwørk °ï¡-¡ï°
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
°ï¡-¡ï° T@mil Ðelta Ñetwørk °ï¡-¡ï°


 
HomeHome  Portal*Portal*  Latest imagesLatest images  GalleryGallery  RegisterRegister  Log inLog in  

 

 ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE

Go down 
2 posters
AuthorMessage
Baskar
T'$pace Admin
T'$pace Admin
Baskar


Male
Number of posts : 1306
Age : 37
Location : UK ( J Town Best Place in da world)
Job/Studies : STUDENT
Language : Tamil & English
Registration date : 2007-12-09

Character sheet
Gold: 10 BILLION
Nick name: FBEB

ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE Empty
PostSubject: ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE   ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE Icon_minitimeSun Feb 03, 2008 1:33 pm

A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way.....

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...
Back to top Go down
Ashwiny
T'$pace Senior Member
T'$pace Senior Member
Ashwiny


Female
Number of posts : 678
Age : 38
Location : Not in ur heartzzz
Job/Studies : Lollufying :D
Language : Asku busku
Registration date : 2007-11-22

Character sheet
Gold: 50
Nick name:

ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE Empty
PostSubject: Re: ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE   ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE Icon_minitimeSun Feb 03, 2008 1:44 pm

haHAHAHAHAH yapa wat hav u against da sardaji??? apdiyae avankala kavukurinkalae! Razz lol!
Back to top Go down
 
ULTIMATE Lie MACHINE
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Mastro -Ilayaraja - an ultimate collection
» Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
°ï¡-¡ï° T@mil Ðelta Ñetwørk °ï¡-¡ï° :: Entertainement :: Jokes-
Jump to: